Q. How long are your shows?

 

A. Typically, my shows last about 40 to 45 minutes, though I can customize any show to fit your time needs.

 

Q. Do you own your own sound equipment?

 

A. Yes, I own all the necessary sound equipment to perform my show for up to 500 people.  I can also hook up to any existing sound equipment that is already on site, if preferred.

 

Q.  What forms of payment do you accept? 

 

A.  In addition to cash, I accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Apple pay and Android pay.

 

Q.  If I hire you for a show, when is payment due?  

 

A.  Payment is due after I have arrived on the site of the show and prior to the performance.

 

Q.  I hired a comedian once, and his jokes were really raunchy and inappropriate.  Is your comedy raunchy or inappropriate for younger audience members?

 

A.  No, I do not use any foul language or inappropriate/raunchy humor in my show.  All of my comedy is "family friendly" and hilarious.

 

Q.  Is your show more suited to an audience that is seated or to a large group of people that are standing around, like at a cocktail party?

 

A.  My main show, due to its length (see first question above) is more suited to an audience that is seated.  However, I do also perform a "walk around" show for audiences that are standing.  In this case, I would mingle with the different groups of people, performing a few effects for each group throughout the event.

 

Q.  Are you single?

 

A.  Yes, I am the only performer and don't require an assistant.

 

Q.  No, I mean are you seeing anyone socially?

 

A.  I don't see how that has any relevance.

 

Q.  Fine.  How much longer are these questions going to go on for?

 

A.  I guess we are done here.  I would be happy to answer any additional questions you may have when you contact me.  I hope you enjoy the website!

 

 

 

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